Avocado Man

I am the avocado man;
inexplicably popular with millennials.

I am the avocado man;
good for the heart when consumed in moderation.

I am the avocado man;
gleaming stone of sadness hidden within.

I am the avocado man;
green and fleshy, spongy when squeezed.

I am the avocado man;
frequently mashed and enjoyed by Mexicans.

I am the avocado man;
shrivelled yet shiny, like a varnished scrotum.

I am the avocado man.

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