I am the avocado man;
inexplicably popular with millennials.
I am the avocado man;
good for the heart when consumed in moderation.
I am the avocado man;
gleaming stone of sadness hidden within.
I am the avocado man;
green and fleshy, spongy when squeezed.
I am the avocado man;
frequently mashed and enjoyed by Mexicans.
I am the avocado man;
shrivelled yet shiny, like a varnished scrotum.
I am the avocado man.
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